








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 277 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 86 matches | ||
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3489 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,185 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5506 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4967 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4186 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3526 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,641,762 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 177 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vanete | +4.16 | 75 | 53 |
| #2 | FRAGMAT1C | +4.10 | 83 | 71 |
| #3 | Noko | +3.58 | 85 | 74 |
| #4 | WaazZzaaPP | +1.93 | 78 | 62 |
| #5 | TRITON | +1.03 | 67 | 59 |





