








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 77 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 218 matches | ||
| Faceit | 65 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3605 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,136 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4575 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3084 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3379 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3098 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $948,191 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bomber | 59% | 41 |
| #2 | Giju | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | Jmizz53 | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | Mrepic115 | 53% | 166 |
| #5 | Vassoio | 52% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ctb | 52% | 102 |
| #7 | werd | 52% | 58 |
| #8 | stormK | 49% | 70 |
| #9 | Prince Koi | 46% | 50 |
| #10 | Xpla1N =) | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ctb | 12 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Mrepic115 | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Giju | 4 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | stormK | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | bomber | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ctb | 435 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #2 | werd | 374 | 0.30 | 10 min |
| #3 | stormK | 293 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #4 | Mrepic115 | 228 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | Giju | 175 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bomber | +2.94 | 82 | 70 |
| #2 | Xpla1N =) | +2.78 | 90 | 43 |
| #3 | Giju | +1.60 | 81 | 59 |
| #4 | Stalkinmamba | +1.20 | 76 | 70 |
| #5 | werd | +0.94 | 81 | 77 |





