








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1949 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,978 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1997 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1391 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 875 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1715 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $590,893 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 126 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bomber | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Stalkinmamba | 52% | 102 |
| #3 | Mrepic115 | 48% | 148 |
| #4 | Prince Koi | 41% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bomber | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Stalkinmamba | 52% | 102 |
| #3 | Mrepic115 | 48% | 148 |
| #4 | Prince Koi | 41% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mrepic115 | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Stalkinmamba | 5 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stalkinmamba | 286 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | Mrepic115 | 187 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | Prince Koi | 158 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | bomber | 37 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bomber | +2.38 | 81 | 77 |
| #2 | Stalkinmamba | +1.42 | 74 | 72 |
| #3 | ctb | +0.18 | 75 | 63 |
| #4 | Prince Koi | -0.31 | 72 | 58 |
| #5 | Mrepic115 | -0.67 | 55 | 53 |





