








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 225 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2445 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,495 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1667 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2833 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1607 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2388 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $935,070 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bomber | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | Stalkinmamba | 53% | 166 |
| #3 | ctb | 48% | 148 |
| #4 | Prince Koi | 39% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bomber | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | Stalkinmamba | 53% | 166 |
| #3 | ctb | 48% | 148 |
| #4 | Prince Koi | 39% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ctb | 20 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Stalkinmamba | 11 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ctb | 640 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #2 | Stalkinmamba | 521 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #3 | Prince Koi | 198 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | bomber | 54 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bomber | +1.99 | 82 | 76 |
| #2 | Stalkinmamba | +1.64 | 75 | 72 |
| #3 | ctb | +0.39 | 75 | 66 |
| #4 | Prince Koi | -0.58 | 71 | 59 |
| #5 | Mrepic115 | -1.05 | 53 | 55 |





