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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1216 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 229 matches | ||
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4550 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,907 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7514 | 47% |
| Smokes | 4488 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2859 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1046 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,052,546 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3422 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hawt | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | bioFREAK | 60% | 40 |
| #3 | vandium. | 58% | 38 |
| #4 | Filthy | 58% | 52 |
| #5 | dOb | 57% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | CrocWithCrocs | 57% | 60 |
| #8 | ScaR | 56% | 87 |
| #9 | ⚡ | 52% | 27 |
| #10 | David | 51% | 51 |
| #11 | Bungus | 48% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pHATe | 11 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | CrocWithCrocs | 11 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | dOb | 10 | 0.0154 |
| #4 | Bungus | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | bioFREAK | 6 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrocWithCrocs | 389 | 0.34 | 12 min |
| #2 | Bungus | 339 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #3 | pHATe | 326 | 0.27 | 9 min |
| #4 | ScaR | 278 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #5 | David | 187 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dOb | +4.53 | 83 | 66 |
| #2 | CrocWithCrocs | +3.69 | 67 | 74 |
| #3 | pHATe | +1.61 | 38 | 86 |
| #4 | Branden | +1.05 | 63 | 59 |
| #5 | ScaR | +0.88 | 52 | 75 |





