








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 182 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2713 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,196 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4113 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4153 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3619 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3311 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,470,175 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 429 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Komisk stor støvel | 27 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Alfons Åberg | 16 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Tusjmeister | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | eNdwe | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Pysjamasmeister | 7 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Komisk stor støvel | 1502 | 0.26 | 36 min |
| #2 | Alfons Åberg | 573 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #3 | eNdwe | 494 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #4 | Tusjmeister | 373 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #5 | Pysjamasmeister | 188 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jon føflekk | +3.17 | 79 | 54 |
| #2 | Alfons Åberg | +2.92 | 93 | 51 |
| #3 | Komisk stor støvel | +2.34 | 62 | 57 |
| #4 | Lobbad | +2.33 | 72 | 59 |
| #5 | Pysjamasmeister | +1.76 | 81 | 44 |





