








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 569 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 395 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4610 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,995 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2527 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3506 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2333 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3629 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,889,120 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 260 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Hakki | 49% | 261 |
| #9 | Rammster | 46% | 54 |
| #10 | rns | 46% | 76 |
| #11 | KittyKatzy | 37% | 27 |
| #12 | kQrsfarereN | 31% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vigga | 28 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Norways | 16 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Hakki | 14 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | gabe | 8 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | sherman | 7 | 0.0123 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vigga | 2149 | 0.22 | 65 min |
| #2 | Hakki | 956 | 0.17 | 25 min |
| #3 | Norways | 843 | 0.16 | 22 min |
| #4 | tomi | 389 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #5 | rns | 380 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sherman | +2.92 | 92 | 67 |
| #2 | Norways | +2.19 | 81 | 63 |
| #3 | Vigga | +1.07 | 73 | 70 |
| #4 | Vikkern N T C | +0.96 | 77 | 55 |
| #5 | kQrsfarereN | +0.13 | 80 | 68 |





