








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 94 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1146 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,654 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1384 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1215 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 965 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1090 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $537,380 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 190 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gabe | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | rns | 62% | 34 |
| #3 | RceveR | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | Norways | 60% | 114 |
| #5 | grobyN | 58% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Vigga | 57% | 122 |
| #7 | sherman | 54% | 13 |
| #8 | Vikkern N T C | 54% | 54 |
| #9 | Nikolai | 52% | 111 |
| #10 | Hakki | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Norways | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Vikkern N T C | 6 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | sherman | 5 | 0.0196 |
| #4 | Vigga | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Nikolai | 4 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vigga | 608 | 0.24 | 19 min |
| #2 | Norways | 386 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #3 | Nikolai | 212 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | rns | 196 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| #5 | Vikkern N T C | 173 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RceveR | +3.57 | 84 | 58 |
| #2 | sherman | +2.56 | 93 | 57 |
| #3 | Norways | +1.96 | 82 | 62 |
| #4 | Vikkern N T C | +1.44 | 83 | 59 |
| #5 | Vigga | +0.64 | 75 | 74 |





