








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 87 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
956 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,747 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 818 | 30% |
| Smokes | 690 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 679 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 560 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $335,471 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Pluneto | 51% | 75 |
| #10 | Mik125 | 50% | 22 |
| #11 | Baguette Senpai | 44% | 9 |
| #12 | _-AstRo-_ | 40% | 10 |
| #13 | web 4 | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pluneto | 363 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #2 | 4dapse | 161 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | De Zeewier Snuivende Zeekoe | 50 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | Mik125 | 34 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | J1mmyEgg | 32 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J1mmyEgg | +3.77 | 78 | 75 |
| #2 | newhope | +3.28 | 93 | 61 |
| #3 | 4dapse | +2.98 | 89 | 41 |
| #4 | Pluneto | +1.88 | 83 | 56 |
| #5 | Egbert-Jan | +0.82 | 84 | 49 |





