








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1027 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,403 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1459 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1364 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2031 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 549 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $307,478 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | panduhh | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | hyza LEONHART | 64% | 25 |
| #3 | Myth | 56% | 82 |
| #4 | ChrisChin | 51% | 41 |
| #5 | MrHawkeye96 | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | :3 | 38% | 52 |
| #8 | MVP Mailman | 33% | 9 |
| #9 | Gog | 30% | 10 |
| #10 | Sticky | 25% | 24 |
| #11 | Sii | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :3 | 12 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | King | 12 | 0.0325 |
| #3 | Myth | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | hyza LEONHART | 4 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | Sticky | 4 | 0.0086 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :3 | 148 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | Myth | 137 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | King | 79 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | ChrisChin | 72 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | hyza LEONHART | 55 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | panduhh | +5.86 | 89 | 48 |
| #2 | MVP Mailman | +5.26 | 85 | 55 |
| #3 | hyza LEONHART | +5.21 | 95 | 58 |
| #4 | ChrisChin | +3.23 | 96 | 41 |
| #5 | King | +1.32 | 76 | 58 |





