








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1096 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 485 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




81 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8849 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,463 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8646 | 35% |
| Smokes | 6743 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4584 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4490 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,988,968 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1548 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gog | 52% | 116 |
| #2 | B D R | 49% | 63 |
| #3 | zach | bidenskins.loot | 47% | 121 |
| #4 | Jolel13 | 47% | 143 |
| #5 | Sii | 45% | 286 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Sii | 45% | 286 |
| #6 | MrHawkeye96 | 45% | 115 |
| #7 | King | 44% | 305 |
| #8 | Sticky | 42% | 76 |
| #9 | hockeynoodles | 38% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | King | 41 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | Sii | 31 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | zach | bidenskins.loot | 20 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | hockeynoodles | 18 | 0.0175 |
| #5 | Gog | 13 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | King | 1296 | 0.21 | 33 min |
| #2 | zach | bidenskins.loot | 485 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | Sii | 363 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #4 | MrHawkeye96 | 276 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | Gog | 270 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B D R | +2.32 | 86 | 56 |
| #2 | King | +1.98 | 69 | 66 |
| #3 | zach | bidenskins.loot | +0.57 | 79 | 49 |
| #4 | :3 | +0.22 | 75 | 54 |
| #5 | Sii | -0.07 | 51 | 45 |





