








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1197 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 549 matches | ||
| Wingman | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 56 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




88 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10462 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,654 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12040 | 35% |
| Smokes | 8335 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 8301 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5978 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,258,606 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2464 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jolel13 | 51% | 70 |
| #2 | B D R | 50% | 86 |
| #3 | John | 50% | 143 |
| #4 | Sii | 48% | 263 |
| #5 | MrHawkeye96 | 46% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | John | 50% | 143 |
| #4 | Sii | 48% | 263 |
| #5 | MrHawkeye96 | 46% | 116 |
| #6 | :3 | 44% | 305 |
| #7 | zach | bidenskins.loot | 41% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :3 | 42 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Sii | 37 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | John | 21 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | MrHawkeye96 | 13 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | zach | bidenskins.loot | 8 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | John | 698 | 0.23 | 18 min |
| #2 | :3 | 669 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #3 | Sii | 363 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #4 | zach | bidenskins.loot | 325 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | MrHawkeye96 | 263 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B D R | +1.73 | 86 | 62 |
| #2 | John | +1.35 | 81 | 46 |
| #3 | King | +1.20 | 66 | 66 |
| #4 | :3 | -0.36 | 72 | 50 |
| #5 | zach | bidenskins.loot | -0.37 | 79 | 51 |





