








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 228 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Faceit | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2115 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,060 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1842 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2489 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1912 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1817 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $610,914 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 159 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paksukainen | 81% | 21 |
| #2 | Bluric | 71% | 21 |
| #3 | H3mPp4X | 71% | 17 |
| #4 | DiuzEr | 69% | 13 |
| #5 | nfr | 61% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Malmin Walde | 47% | 15 |
| #13 | BOSS | 45% | 20 |
| #14 | Jouni | 38% | 24 |
| #15 | LENNART | 36% | 33 |
| #16 | adu | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | g0ldyy | 7 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Bluric | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | nfr | 2 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | E-urheilu☂Aqua | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Mavi | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | g0ldyy | 326 | 0.26 | 11 min |
| #2 | Jouni | 152 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| #3 | LENNART | 132 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | BOSS | 125 | 0.29 | 3 min |
| #5 | Paksukainen | 89 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nfr | +2.39 | 76 | 81 |
| #2 | LENNART | +2.25 | 76 | 72 |
| #3 | Bluric | +1.79 | 74 | 60 |
| #4 | Taze | +1.30 | 79 | 73 |
| #5 | Zervy | +1.09 | 68 | 59 |





