








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 264 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
693 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,706 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 789 | 29% |
| Smokes | 710 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 806 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 401 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $533,120 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHAZZ MICHAEL MICHAELS | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | Dybz | 60% | 45 |
| #3 | duke9011 | 53% | 80 |
| #4 | T0NY | 52% | 102 |
| #5 | bissE | 45% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T0NY | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T0NY | 405 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #2 | duke9011 | 156 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | bissE | 151 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | Dybz | 60 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | CHAZZ MICHAEL MICHAELS | 14 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T0NY | +2.97 | 58 | 70 |
| #2 | CHAZZ MICHAEL MICHAELS | +1.54 | 74 | 49 |
| #3 | bissE | +1.34 | 77 | 68 |
| #4 | Dybz | +1.09 | 67 | 71 |
| #5 | duke9011 | -1.12 | 37 | 57 |





