








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 370 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2123 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,132 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1808 | 35% |
| Smokes | 970 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1188 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1166 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $701,281 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝒮𝓌𝒾𝓏𝓏 | 69% | 42 |
| #2 | NP | 60% | 84 |
| #3 | Wako | 56% | 102 |
| #4 | Pickle Sickle | 55% | 40 |
| #5 | Hydra | 48% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wako | +4.26 | 75 | 61 |
| #2 | Taco Bell | +2.84 | 79 | 66 |
| #3 | Broskiii | +2.29 | 74 | 53 |
| #4 | NP | +1.34 | 52 | 67 |
| #5 | Pickle Sickle | -0.75 | 51 | 57 |





