








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 587 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6542 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,921 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8451 | 47% |
| Smokes | 3454 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4128 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1888 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,502,132 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 911 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pickle Sickle | 32 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | NP | 29 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | 𝒮𝓌𝒾𝓏𝓏 | 21 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | w4nky | 10 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | Sealteamsix9 | 9 | 0.0139 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wako | +4.84 | 78 | 60 |
| #2 | Taco Bell | +2.89 | 79 | 65 |
| #3 | NP | +1.42 | 52 | 63 |
| #4 | Pickle Sickle | -0.90 | 52 | 61 |
| #5 | 𝒮𝓌𝒾𝓏𝓏 | -1.05 | 47 | 57 |





