








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 100 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2436 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,276 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3355 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2445 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1965 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1511 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $933,171 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 335 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wako | +3.56 | 73 | 61 |
| #2 | Taco Bell | +3.29 | 79 | 67 |
| #3 | NP | +1.27 | 51 | 64 |
| #4 | Pickle Sickle | -1.19 | 54 | 58 |
| #5 | 𝒮𝓌𝒾𝓏𝓏 | -1.99 | 42 | 60 |





