








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
610 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,184 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 296 | 25% |
| Smokes | 200 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 302 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 386 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $249,547 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p1ksel | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | D2Kester | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | Siruostak | 53% | 40 |
| #4 | LiganFs | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | TaylorN | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | voluk | 48% | 25 |
| #7 | flixHAHA/s]f/ds | 48% | 21 |
| #8 | PrnstrMMiller | 47% | 19 |
| #9 | Mythix | 46% | 13 |
| #10 | biglugs | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LiganFs | 1 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D2Kester | 133 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #2 | Siruostak | 98 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | flixHAHA/s]f/ds | 71 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | Mythix | 67 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #5 | PrnstrMMiller | 43 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | voluk | +5.06 | 93 | 56 |
| #2 | p1ksel | +1.59 | 69 | 66 |
| #3 | TaylorN | +1.39 | 92 | 53 |
| #4 | Siruostak | +0.90 | 80 | 64 |
| #5 | LiganFs | +0.73 | 89 | 81 |





