








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 78 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
299 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,154 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 358 | 31% |
| Smokes | 309 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 286 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 201 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $82,231 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shelby | 46% | 13 |
| #2 | El Niño Gordo | 45% | 11 |
| #3 | hama.candido | 31% | 13 |
| #4 | CLEITIN DO GRAU | 27% | 15 |
| #5 | Zé da manga | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Renanwtf | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | El Niño Gordo | 1 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | O patinetista | 1 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Renanwtf | 65 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #2 | CLEITIN DO GRAU | 27 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | O patinetista | 24 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #4 | El Niño Gordo | 23 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | Zé da manga | 18 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Niño Gordo | +3.34 | 52 | 59 |
| #2 | Renanwtf | +1.42 | 57 | 60 |
| #3 | GUS | +1.27 | 89 | 43 |
| #4 | Shelby | +1.25 | 37 | 53 |
| #5 | BORA BILLL | -0.88 | 28 | 65 |





