








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 419 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 538 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4521 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,024 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3114 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1484 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 5545 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 4881 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,110,028 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CLEITIN DO GRAU | 48% | 89 |
| #2 | El Niño Gordo | 43% | 93 |
| #3 | GUS | 37% | 65 |
| #4 | Renanwtf | 33% | 158 |
| #5 | O patinetista | 31% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | El Niño Gordo | 43% | 93 |
| #3 | GUS | 37% | 65 |
| #4 | Renanwtf | 33% | 158 |
| #5 | O patinetista | 31% | 39 |
| #6 | Zé da manga | 13% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Niño Gordo | 9 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | O patinetista | 8 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | Renanwtf | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | CLEITIN DO GRAU | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | GUS | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Renanwtf | 461 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #2 | Zé da manga | 215 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #3 | O patinetista | 204 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #4 | GUS | 163 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | El Niño Gordo | 140 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GUS | +4.95 | 79 | 58 |
| #2 | Renanwtf | +2.84 | 61 | 66 |
| #3 | El Niño Gordo | +1.52 | 46 | 59 |
| #4 | CLEITIN DO GRAU | -0.42 | 18 | 46 |
| #5 | O patinetista | -0.86 | 55 | 59 |





