








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2374 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,389 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2220 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1750 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2284 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2135 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $307,437 of utility $55 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 193 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shelby | 53% | 40 |
| #2 | CLIFF | 47% | 15 |
| #3 | Renanwtf | 44% | 115 |
| #4 | hama.candido | 43% | 93 |
| #5 | O patinetista | 39% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Renanwtf | 44% | 115 |
| #4 | hama.candido | 43% | 93 |
| #5 | O patinetista | 39% | 38 |
| #6 | CLEITIN DO GRAU | 39% | 51 |
| #7 | GUS | 29% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | O patinetista | 8 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | GUS | 4 | 0.0113 |
| #3 | Renanwtf | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | CLEITIN DO GRAU | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | hama.candido | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Renanwtf | 362 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | O patinetista | 201 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #3 | hama.candido | 161 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Shelby | 103 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | CLEITIN DO GRAU | 71 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GUS | +2.54 | 76 | 52 |
| #2 | Renanwtf | +1.68 | 59 | 65 |
| #3 | El Niño Gordo | +1.55 | 47 | 62 |
| #4 | Shelby | -0.28 | 26 | 60 |
| #5 | O patinetista | -1.74 | 44 | 56 |





