








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1201 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 514 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 170 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6181 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,628 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8622 | 31% |
| Smokes | 9047 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4010 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 5949 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $960,671 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 435 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CLEITIN DO GRAU | 46% | 121 |
| #2 | El Niño Gordo | 44% | 115 |
| #3 | GUS | 43% | 313 |
| #4 | hama.candido | 33% | 158 |
| #5 | O patinetista | 32% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | El Niño Gordo | 44% | 115 |
| #3 | GUS | 43% | 313 |
| #4 | hama.candido | 33% | 158 |
| #5 | O patinetista | 32% | 56 |
| #6 | Zé da manga | 25% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Niño Gordo | 16 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | O patinetista | 12 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | GUS | 8 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Zé da manga | 8 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | hama.candido | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GUS | 637 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #2 | Zé da manga | 434 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #3 | O patinetista | 313 | 0.28 | 9 min |
| #4 | hama.candido | 256 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | CLEITIN DO GRAU | 182 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GUS | +1.87 | 71 | 57 |
| #2 | Renanwtf | +1.18 | 58 | 66 |
| #3 | El Niño Gordo | +0.95 | 44 | 61 |
| #4 | O patinetista | -1.40 | 51 | 59 |
| #5 | CLEITIN DO GRAU | -1.84 | 18 | 48 |





