








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
756 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,241 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 752 | 23% |
| Smokes | 800 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1024 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 665 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $156,651 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Niño Gordo | 53% | 40 |
| #2 | z3dblack | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | hama.candido | 47% | 19 |
| #4 | CLEITIN DO GRAU | 47% | 45 |
| #5 | BORA BILLL | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | O patinetista | 44% | 9 |
| #7 | Renanwtf | 41% | 22 |
| #8 | Zé da manga | 36% | 11 |
| #9 | CLIFF | 30% | 10 |
| #10 | Dadalto | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Niño Gordo | 7 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | CLEITIN DO GRAU | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | hama.candido | 2 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | O patinetista | 2 | 0.0105 |
| #5 | Dadalto | 1 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Renanwtf | 89 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | El Niño Gordo | 68 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | CLEITIN DO GRAU | 65 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | O patinetista | 51 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #5 | BORA BILLL | 46 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Niño Gordo | +2.23 | 51 | 65 |
| #2 | Renanwtf | +1.41 | 67 | 65 |
| #3 | BORA BILLL | +0.14 | 24 | 62 |
| #4 | Shelby | -0.20 | 26 | 62 |
| #5 | O patinetista | -0.56 | 61 | 69 |





