








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 156 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2047 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,075 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 406 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1005 | 48% |
| HE Grenades | 414 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 250 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $468,385 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pepegaclap | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | Auphuria | 60% | 159 |
| #3 | ovlas | 60% | 30 |
| #4 | KEITHHHH | 60% | 169 |
| #5 | Bork | 59% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ovlas | 60% | 30 |
| #4 | KEITHHHH | 60% | 169 |
| #5 | Bork | 59% | 58 |
| #6 | Vas | 58% | 95 |
| #7 | Azalea | 56% | 172 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azalea | 20 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Vas | 11 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | KEITHHHH | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Auphuria | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Bork | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azalea | 736 | 0.21 | 18 min |
| #2 | Auphuria | 642 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #3 | KEITHHHH | 358 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | Vas | 217 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | ovlas | 72 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azalea | +2.10 | 76 | 61 |
| #2 | KEITHHHH | +1.07 | 63 | 47 |
| #3 | Vas | +0.88 | 69 | 60 |
| #4 | Auphuria | +0.08 | 60 | 57 |
| #5 | ... | -0.05 | 81 | 32 |





