








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2990 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,338 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3126 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3056 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2098 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2058 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $468,086 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | KEITHHHH | 59% | 220 |
| #6 | Vas | 58% | 113 |
| #7 | Azalea | 57% | 214 |
| #8 | ovlas | 50% | 34 |
| #9 | Sorry IM NOT SORRY | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azalea | 24 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | Vas | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | ... | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | KEITHHHH | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Bork | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azalea | 962 | 0.22 | 23 min |
| #2 | KEITHHHH | 452 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | Vas | 260 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | ... | 130 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | Bork | 87 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azalea | +2.24 | 76 | 62 |
| #2 | KEITHHHH | +1.04 | 62 | 47 |
| #3 | pepegaclap | +0.92 | 76 | 49 |
| #4 | Vas | +0.49 | 64 | 60 |
| #5 | Auphuria | +0.47 | 63 | 60 |





