








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 520 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 265 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 81 matches | ||
| Wingman | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 104 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




94 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
17102 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 57,735 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 18019 | 31% |
| Smokes | 13937 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 12065 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 13714 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,535,632 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3077 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | byte | 66% | 115 |
| #2 | N1ps | 65% | 614 |
| #3 | bop | 60% | 353 |
| #4 | cryptic | 58% | 321 |
| #5 | Alex | 57% | 191 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Tripwana | 55% | 119 |
| #8 | czop | 54% | 255 |
| #9 | Sky-Fly | 54% | 95 |
| #10 | ♤key | 53% | 174 |
| #11 | KTL Ash | 44% | 180 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cryptic | 38 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | N1ps | 34 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | KTL Ash | 32 | 0.0089 |
| #4 | Alex | 30 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | bop | 27 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bop | 1702 | 0.24 | 43 min |
| #2 | cryptic | 1118 | 0.17 | 22 min |
| #3 | N1ps | 1112 | 0.09 | 33 min |
| #4 | Alex | 702 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #5 | KTL Ash | 644 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1ps | +3.65 | 83 | 68 |
| #2 | hutch | +2.77 | 73 | 70 |
| #3 | bop | +2.60 | 83 | 66 |
| #4 | byte | +1.89 | 88 | 62 |
| #5 | ! B R 4 G G Y ! | +0.72 | 73 | 54 |





