








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 637 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 99 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1803 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,639 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1324 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1329 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1471 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1515 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,253,055 of utility $262 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Chosen One | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | Jeraw1 | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | Tzuggi | 59% | 71 |
| #4 | Puukkojaska | 59% | 17 |
| #5 | Puljun Kartano | 57% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nielsen | 257 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | Tzuggi | 219 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | chiken kebab | 180 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | ruttu33 | 51 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | The Chosen One | 36 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Chosen One | +3.52 | 97 | 66 |
| #2 | chiken kebab | +3.46 | 81 | 70 |
| #3 | Puljun Kartano | +2.14 | 83 | 55 |
| #4 | ruttu33 | +1.75 | 90 | 59 |
| #5 | Tzuggi | +1.21 | 77 | 67 |





