








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 73 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2506 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,257 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2305 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1799 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 996 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2157 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $677,736 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hobert Rabeck | 52% | 93 |
| #2 | RichY | 49% | 126 |
| #3 | bR | 47% | 191 |
| #4 | Mineorbit | 44% | 188 |
| #5 | ✪DocterD97 | 42% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bR | 18 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | RichY | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Mineorbit | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | ✪DocterD97 | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Hobert Rabeck | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bR | 1231 | 0.33 | 35 min |
| #2 | Hobert Rabeck | 489 | 0.27 | 9 min |
| #3 | Mineorbit | 469 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | RichY | 338 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | Retire_SuPlEx | 265 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bR | +3.99 | 86 | 71 |
| #2 | ✪DocterD97 | +0.91 | 86 | 64 |
| #3 | jkl | +0.86 | 73 | 56 |
| #4 | RichY | +0.21 | 75 | 54 |
| #5 | Hobert Rabeck | -1.07 | 54 | 56 |





