








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 240 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2645 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,757 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3465 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2868 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1781 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2643 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $752,810 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 556 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Mineorbit | 43% | 47 |
| #10 | jkl | 42% | 57 |
| #11 | RichY | 38% | 37 |
| #12 | etflu | 36% | 22 |
| #13 | Jostrq | 34% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bR | 9 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Hobert Rabeck | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Jostrq | 4 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | RichY | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Tilter | 2 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hobert Rabeck | 721 | 0.26 | 17 min |
| #2 | bR | 479 | 0.31 | 13 min |
| #3 | jkl | 230 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #4 | Retire_SuPlEx | 173 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | RichY | 124 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bR | +4.60 | 86 | 70 |
| #2 | ✪DocterD97 | +2.55 | 86 | 67 |
| #3 | Jostrq | +0.40 | 66 | 52 |
| #4 | Tilter | +0.37 | 56 | 71 |
| #5 | RichY | +0.30 | 73 | 51 |





