








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 123 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3674 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,317 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5509 | 38% |
| Smokes | 3250 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2505 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3053 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $528,849 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RichY | 56% | 101 |
| #2 | ✪DocterD97 | 55% | 82 |
| #3 | Hobert Rabeck | 55% | 110 |
| #4 | Jostrq | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | Mineorbit | 48% | 174 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Jostrq | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | Mineorbit | 48% | 174 |
| #6 | jkl | 47% | 191 |
| #7 | Retire_SuPlEx | 45% | 186 |
| #8 | Proxy | 34% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RichY | 13 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | jkl | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | ✪DocterD97 | 7 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Jostrq | 5 | 0.0155 |
| #5 | Mineorbit | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jkl | 731 | 0.20 | 21 min |
| #2 | Hobert Rabeck | 585 | 0.27 | 13 min |
| #3 | Mineorbit | 450 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | ✪DocterD97 | 340 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #5 | RichY | 279 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bR | +3.55 | 85 | 71 |
| #2 | ✪DocterD97 | +1.72 | 83 | 69 |
| #3 | jkl | +0.82 | 73 | 58 |
| #4 | RichY | -0.38 | 73 | 53 |
| #5 | Hobert Rabeck | -0.90 | 55 | 58 |





