








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 728 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 417 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




164 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6927 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,440 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7112 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5536 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6576 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4216 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,297,877 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1098 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Molle | 55% | 292 |
| #2 | WalZZor⭕⃤ | 46% | 63 |
| #3 | Galileo | 45% | 429 |
| #4 | AXXV | 45% | 471 |
| #5 | Tobiman | 43% | 167 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Galileo | 45% | 429 |
| #4 | AXXV | 45% | 471 |
| #5 | Tobiman | 43% | 167 |
| #6 | Dingus | 42% | 72 |
| #7 | Teddare | 32% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teddare | 61 | 0.0301 |
| #2 | Galileo | 46 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | AXXV | 30 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Tobiman | 16 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Molle | 15 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AXXV | 1285 | 0.13 | 34 min |
| #2 | Molle | 859 | 0.14 | 23 min |
| #3 | Galileo | 691 | 0.08 | 17 min |
| #4 | Tobiman | 296 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | Teddare | 195 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Molle | +3.50 | 72 | 67 |
| #2 | Galileo | +2.35 | 59 | 55 |
| #3 | Dingus | -0.50 | 77 | 70 |
| #4 | AXXV | -0.82 | 69 | 61 |
| #5 | WalZZor⭕⃤ | -0.93 | 71 | 68 |





