








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 358 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 190 matches | ||
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4527 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,028 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2802 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2192 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1250 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2784 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,345,325 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 186 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arbitrary | 65% | 34 |
| #2 | ADAPT | 57% | 54 |
| #3 | big flippa | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | wiNgs | 51% | 70 |
| #5 | ProfessorPoggers | 51% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Coba | 49% | 70 |
| #9 | Madbeetle | 48% | 44 |
| #10 | genka | 47% | 45 |
| #11 | ionic | 46% | 26 |
| #12 | El Nainツ | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wiNgs | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | bruh | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Coba | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | ProfessorPoggers | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | ionic | 3 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bruh | 476 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #2 | Coba | 281 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | Madbeetle | 150 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | big flippa | 118 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #5 | ProfessorPoggers | 93 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Coba | +2.21 | 85 | 66 |
| #2 | L1ghtw8 | +2.21 | 83 | 53 |
| #3 | El Nainツ | +1.28 | 86 | 63 |
| #4 | big flippa | +1.11 | 68 | 57 |
| #5 | genka | -0.60 | 69 | 75 |





