








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1330 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 725 matches | ||
| Faceit | 201 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 148 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14260 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 51,386 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14215 | 28% |
| Smokes | 14658 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 10175 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 12338 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,102,724 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 309 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gabE | 60% | 95 |
| #2 | genka | 53% | 85 |
| #3 | KPak | 52% | 351 |
| #4 | PooKy2SpooKy | 52% | 320 |
| #5 | L1ghtw8 | 51% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | lmaowavvy | 49% | 346 |
| #7 | Whonorable(Mud) | 48% | 145 |
| #8 | 2016carti | 48% | 140 |
| #9 | NorsemaN | 45% | 77 |
| #10 | Drama | 44% | 237 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lmaowavvy | 15 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | KPak | 14 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Drama | 13 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Whonorable(Mud) | 9 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | PooKy2SpooKy | 5 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lmaowavvy | 942 | 0.14 | 22 min |
| #2 | gabE | 736 | 0.35 | 20 min |
| #3 | Drama | 732 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #4 | Whonorable(Mud) | 657 | 0.22 | 17 min |
| #5 | KPak | 553 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KPak | +1.73 | 75 | 66 |
| #2 | PooKy2SpooKy | +0.95 | 65 | 48 |
| #3 | L1ghtw8 | +0.80 | 79 | 55 |
| #4 | bruh | +0.50 | 65 | 61 |
| #5 | genka | +0.29 | 75 | 76 |





