








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2571 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 983 matches | ||
| Faceit | 417 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 333 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13834 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 67,902 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16011 | 24% |
| Smokes | 11197 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 25651 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 15043 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,838,887 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1663 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gfn | 73% | 102 |
| #2 | dexteR ❤ | 66% | 235 |
| #3 | Klondike♛ | 66% | 220 |
| #4 | snow | 65% | 409 |
| #5 | fambino | 61% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Toste | 55% | 294 |
| #10 | AJay | 54% | 584 |
| #11 | Stickytoe | 53% | 412 |
| #12 | bruh | 53% | 85 |
| #13 | dexa! | 52% | 196 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stickytoe | 25 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Toste | 22 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | boosh | 16 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | AJay | 11 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | snow | 8 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AJay | 1892 | 0.15 | 49 min |
| #2 | snow | 811 | 0.10 | 22 min |
| #3 | boosh | 790 | 0.14 | 22 min |
| #4 | Toste | 759 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #5 | Stickytoe | 658 | 0.08 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gfn | +3.49 | 84 | 45 |
| #2 | dexteR ❤ | +2.91 | 74 | 64 |
| #3 | AngelMichael | +2.13 | 94 | 59 |
| #4 | Klondike♛ | +2.12 | 81 | 65 |
| #5 | boosh | +1.86 | 82 | 65 |





