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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 55 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1184 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,315 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 950 | 29% |
| Smokes | 959 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 609 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 797 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $321,910 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | wiNgs | 55% | 69 |
| #7 | genka | 54% | 13 |
| #8 | zoopr3me | 50% | 6 |
| #9 | L1ghtw8 | 49% | 70 |
| #10 | bruh | 43% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bruh | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | wiNgs | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Criz` | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L1ghtw8 | 178 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | bruh | 132 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | Criz` | 75 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | wiNgs | 57 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | El Nainツ | 29 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Coba | +2.93 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | Criz` | +2.09 | 89 | 61 |
| #3 | El Nainツ | +0.55 | 89 | 60 |
| #4 | L1ghtw8 | +0.21 | 77 | 60 |
| #5 | genka | -0.37 | 71 | 74 |





