








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 389 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1823 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,018 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2246 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2715 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1815 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2242 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $518,419 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 320 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krypto | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | [MNR]VuilUil10 | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | The Real CaspA | 49% | 47 |
| #4 | LockiT | 48% | 231 |
| #5 | M.G.B | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | LockiT | 48% | 231 |
| #5 | M.G.B | 48% | 29 |
| #6 | Infamousエンゼル | 48% | 25 |
| #7 | Kaelin | 46% | 125 |
| #8 | RaZeR | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LockiT | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Kaelin | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | The Real CaspA | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Krypto | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Infamousエンゼル | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LockiT | 414 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #2 | Kaelin | 110 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | The Real CaspA | 61 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | M.G.B | 61 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | RaZeR | 45 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LockiT | +2.38 | 66 | 57 |
| #2 | Krypto | +2.37 | 73 | 33 |
| #3 | [MNR]VuilUil10 | -0.11 | 32 | 53 |
| #4 | The_Feeder | -0.12 | 42 | 55 |
| #5 | Infamousエンゼル | -0.97 | 40 | 50 |





