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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 584 matches | ||
| Wingman | 202 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 82 matches | ||
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12316 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,832 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5189 | 18% |
| Smokes | 10784 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 6824 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6035 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,006,786 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itz_Sic | 650 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #2 | Boomhauer | 393 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | ุุุBAREFOOTER | 294 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #4 | Ron Burgandy | 280 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #5 | Angry B♿b R♿ss | 246 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ron Burgandy | +4.30 | 56 | 77 |
| #2 | Boomhauer | +1.63 | 58 | 49 |
| #3 | itz_Sic | +1.10 | 75 | 70 |
| #4 | Bhein | +0.29 | 49 | 53 |
| #5 | Smokey the Bear | -0.30 | 64 | 62 |





