








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 160 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1632 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,790 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 716 | 40% |
| Smokes | 191 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 589 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 294 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $202,725 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bog Roll | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Genghis | 53% | 75 |
| #3 | Crust_X | 51% | 86 |
| #4 | NANO | 47% | 111 |
| #5 | Luc | 44% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Crust_X | 51% | 86 |
| #4 | NANO | 47% | 111 |
| #5 | Luc | 44% | 43 |
| #6 | faillingmoose | 44% | 84 |
| #7 | BLYATMAN | 32% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Genghis | 8 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | faillingmoose | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Crust_X | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | NANO | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | BLYATMAN | 2 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NANO | 367 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | Genghis | 81 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | Crust_X | 40 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | faillingmoose | 38 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | Luc | 13 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Genghis | +4.35 | 88 | 52 |
| #2 | Crust_X | +3.46 | 86 | 58 |
| #3 | clapper. | +1.34 | 72 | 40 |
| #4 | Luc | -0.92 | 50 | 34 |
| #5 | faillingmoose | -1.36 | 45 | 29 |





