








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
127 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 612 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 19 | 3% |
| Smokes | 148 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 250 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 195 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $38,283 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crust_X | 39% | 18 |
| #2 | Genghis | 36% | 11 |
| #3 | clapper. | 32% | 28 |
| #4 | NANO | 28% | 29 |
| #5 | faillingmoose | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | clapper. | 32% | 28 |
| #4 | NANO | 28% | 29 |
| #5 | faillingmoose | 22% | 9 |
| #6 | Crunch | 0% | 3 |
| #7 | Luc | 0% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clapper. | 5 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | Crust_X | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NANO | 111 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | clapper. | 33 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Genghis | 16 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | Crunch | 13 | 0.22 | 0 min |
| #5 | Crust_X | 9 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Genghis | +9.16 | 86 | 70 |
| #2 | clapper. | +2.64 | 74 | 48 |
| #3 | Crust_X | +2.29 | 86 | 48 |
| #4 | Luc | +1.72 | 80 | 22 |
| #5 | faillingmoose | -0.54 | 37 | 43 |





