








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 408 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4944 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,032 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1255 | 10% |
| Smokes | 5434 | 45% |
| HE Grenades | 2021 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3322 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $834,649 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CRIZ | 22 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | clapper. | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | 𝓥𝓲𝓴𝓪 | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | alexrevencu22 | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | faillingmoose | 4 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CRIZ | 373 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | alexrevencu22 | 335 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #3 | NANO | 194 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | 𝓥𝓲𝓴𝓪 | 179 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | d9JESUSx} | 125 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d9JESUSx} | +4.48 | 87 | 74 |
| #2 | Crust_X | +3.60 | 86 | 61 |
| #3 | Genghis | +3.09 | 87 | 51 |
| #4 | AntiVi | +0.88 | 66 | 69 |
| #5 | clapper. | +0.66 | 69 | 38 |





