








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 609 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 289 matches | ||
| Faceit | 194 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6955 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,720 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11799 | 38% |
| Smokes | 7700 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4817 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 6404 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,128,784 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 759 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Harmony | 71% | 107 |
| #2 | ✞ | 69% | 61 |
| #3 | fr0st | 64% | 133 |
| #4 | ThreaT | 63% | 49 |
| #5 | Endless ✞ | 63% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | Zumo | 50% | 42 |
| #15 | Muski | 49% | 65 |
| #16 | ripZob | 49% | 49 |
| #17 | AR | 47% | 75 |
| #18 | KeanuSteve | 42% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fr0st | 14 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Starfy | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | disq DROP.SKIN | 8 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | Bill Cosby is Innocent | 8 | 0.0075 |
| #5 | ripZob | 8 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Starfy | 452 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | fr0st | 343 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | Harmony | 322 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | disq DROP.SKIN | 302 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #5 | Hooks | 254 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zumo | +2.94 | 83 | 56 |
| #2 | ThreaT | +2.33 | 87 | 50 |
| #3 | fr0st | +2.02 | 85 | 57 |
| #4 | Starfy | +2.01 | 93 | 56 |
| #5 | Harmony | +1.83 | 87 | 64 |





