








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1599 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,188 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1343 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1456 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1004 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1385 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $321,580 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KleanCut | 54% | 46 |
| #2 | Hooks | 54% | 48 |
| #3 | Private Joker | 52% | 46 |
| #4 | BucK | 47% | 75 |
| #5 | Muski | 45% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Hooks | 54% | 48 |
| #3 | Private Joker | 52% | 46 |
| #4 | BucK | 47% | 75 |
| #5 | Muski | 45% | 33 |
| #6 | KeanuSteve | 41% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muski | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | KleanCut | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Hooks | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BucK | 408 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #2 | Hooks | 139 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Muski | 109 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | KleanCut | 89 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | KeanuSteve | 78 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Private Joker | +1.46 | 72 | 51 |
| #2 | Muski | +1.24 | 84 | 55 |
| #3 | Hooks | +0.35 | 68 | 62 |
| #4 | BucK | +0.02 | 51 | 70 |
| #5 | AR | +0.01 | 57 | 53 |





