








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 372 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 166 matches | ||
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4321 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,048 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5129 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4331 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3394 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3194 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,577,124 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 126 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zumo | 21 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Bill Cosby is Innocent | 19 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | wiicky DROP.SKIN | 18 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | waar | 10 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | ripZob | 8 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wiicky DROP.SKIN | 1006 | 0.24 | 28 min |
| #2 | ripZob | 671 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #3 | Zumo | 631 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #4 | Bill Cosby is Innocent | 408 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | waar | 383 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zumo | +2.89 | 84 | 55 |
| #2 | Oscar | +2.66 | 79 | 66 |
| #3 | wiicky DROP.SKIN | +1.07 | 59 | 78 |
| #4 | disq DROP.SKIN | +0.88 | 69 | 68 |
| #5 | benzo | +0.80 | 84 | 49 |





