








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 788 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3939 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,262 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3361 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2918 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2218 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2765 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,415,478 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 461 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Harmony | 68% | 91 |
| #2 | ✞ | 67% | 58 |
| #3 | BucK | 64% | 133 |
| #4 | Hooks | 64% | 44 |
| #5 | Starfy | 60% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Str1ke | 55% | 29 |
| #8 | รtєฬเє | 46% | 81 |
| #9 | CrimZ | 42% | 79 |
| #10 | Mr. Feeny | 37% | 79 |
| #11 | DaTCiVGuY | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | รtєฬเє | 10 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Hooks | 9 | 0.0102 |
| #3 | ✞ | 8 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | Starfy | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Harmony | 5 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BucK | 727 | 0.27 | 16 min |
| #2 | CrimZ | 316 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #3 | Starfy | 282 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | Harmony | 215 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | ✞ | 186 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fr0st | +2.63 | 84 | 59 |
| #2 | Harmony | +2.56 | 92 | 57 |
| #3 | Starfy | +2.22 | 92 | 57 |
| #4 | ✞ | +1.46 | 74 | 54 |
| #5 | BucK | +0.59 | 71 | 66 |





