








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 813 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 407 matches | ||
| Faceit | 199 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6544 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,116 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7141 | 27% |
| Smokes | 9473 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 4122 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 5380 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,361,013 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 457 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fr0st | 64% | 44 |
| #2 | Private Joker | 61% | 49 |
| #3 | BucK | 58% | 91 |
| #4 | AR | 54% | 48 |
| #5 | Zombieduster | 50% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Zombieduster | 50% | 105 |
| #6 | KleanCut | 47% | 57 |
| #7 | Hexantech | 46% | 119 |
| #8 | KillMoves | 46% | 116 |
| #9 | Skankhunt42 | 44% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KillMoves | 15 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Skankhunt42 | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Hexantech | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Zombieduster | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | fr0st | 4 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KillMoves | 728 | 0.30 | 16 min |
| #2 | BucK | 470 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #3 | Zombieduster | 431 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #4 | Skankhunt42 | 169 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | KleanCut | 113 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fr0st | +4.77 | 86 | 53 |
| #2 | Zombieduster | +4.28 | 81 | 64 |
| #3 | Private Joker | +1.53 | 72 | 58 |
| #4 | Hooks | +1.15 | 69 | 64 |
| #5 | BucK | +1.03 | 61 | 67 |





