








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 576 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 172 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4412 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,711 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3733 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3776 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5225 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2977 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,294,267 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akaza | 9 9 9 | 72% | 39 |
| #2 | F1NN1SH3R | 63% | 51 |
| #3 | solarb0b0 | 61% | 38 |
| #4 | OTTO | 58% | 98 |
| #5 | ykkosvaantaja | 57% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yegor.vadim b0$$ | 26 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | ykkosvaantaja | 22 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | OTTO | 12 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | donpollo2982 | 7 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | ogheksa | 5 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akaza | 9 9 9 | +5.04 | 79 | 63 |
| #2 | solarb0b0 | +4.75 | 90 | 59 |
| #3 | donpollo2982 | +3.38 | 79 | 71 |
| #4 | ogheksa | +3.15 | 84 | 75 |
| #5 | F1NN1SH3R | +3.13 | 84 | 47 |





