








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 329 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4717 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,527 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3643 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3854 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2729 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3301 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,644,274 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 174 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PhasMid | 65% | 51 |
| #2 | ✪☭☭Frychuj☭☭✪ | 56% | 376 |
| #3 | ✪MakDick✪ | 55% | 191 |
| #4 | Gudlaj | 54% | 280 |
| #5 | Dad Gamer 1 | 53% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gudlaj | 1226 | 0.21 | 24 min |
| #2 | ✪☭☭Frychuj☭☭✪ | 665 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #3 | Mondek | 350 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | ✪MakDick✪ | 317 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #5 | PhasMid | 127 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪☭☭Frychuj☭☭✪ | +2.78 | 72 | 56 |
| #2 | ✪ Grzechuj ✪ | +1.42 | 61 | 56 |
| #3 | PhasMid | +0.69 | 55 | 61 |
| #4 | Gudlaj | +0.04 | 63 | 68 |
| #5 | Dad Gamer 1 | -0.35 | 61 | 44 |





