








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 161 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1954 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,636 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2898 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2492 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2385 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1861 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $692,719 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J0hnnyb0y | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | Keppana | 45% | 110 |
| #3 | ThadLad | 44% | 100 |
| #4 | RonXx | 44% | 209 |
| #5 | Ilu | 41% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RonXx | 19 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Ilu | 10 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Keppana | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | ThadLad | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | J0hnnyb0y | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RonXx | 542 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #2 | Keppana | 322 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | Ilu | 302 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #4 | ThadLad | 275 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | ZoniBoy | 57 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J0hnnyb0y | +3.22 | 92 | 67 |
| #2 | Keppana | +1.52 | 70 | 60 |
| #3 | Ilu | +0.37 | 72 | 61 |
| #4 | RonXx | -0.17 | 55 | 60 |
| #5 | K.A Torikka | -0.32 | 54 | 71 |





