








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 67 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
932 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,754 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1253 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1026 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 550 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 925 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $287,323 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RonXx | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | K.A Torikka | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Keppana | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Ilu | 6 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | fufu | 1 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RonXx | 299 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | K.A Torikka | 261 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | Keppana | 254 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | Ilu | 141 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | fufu | 39 | 0.29 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keppana | +1.50 | 69 | 61 |
| #2 | Ilu | +0.13 | 75 | 63 |
| #3 | RonXx | -0.22 | 60 | 59 |
| #4 | K.A Torikka | -0.37 | 53 | 69 |
| #5 | fufu | -1.07 | 29 | 56 |





