








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 397 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 223 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3434 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,013 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2700 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3295 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2853 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3165 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $975,950 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 331 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lepistöö | 69% | 36 |
| #2 | mini-toshiba | 50% | 48 |
| #3 | ZoniBoy | 49% | 179 |
| #4 | RonXx | 44% | 140 |
| #5 | Keppana | 42% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ZoniBoy | 49% | 179 |
| #4 | RonXx | 44% | 140 |
| #5 | Keppana | 42% | 71 |
| #6 | K.A Torikka | 41% | 140 |
| #7 | ThadLad | 41% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RonXx | 12 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | K.A Torikka | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | ZoniBoy | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Keppana | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Lepistöö | 3 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZoniBoy | 366 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #2 | RonXx | 332 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | K.A Torikka | 316 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | mini-toshiba | 235 | 0.28 | 8 min |
| #5 | Keppana | 179 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mini-toshiba | +3.76 | 75 | 77 |
| #2 | Keppana | +1.16 | 61 | 59 |
| #3 | Lepistöö | +0.63 | 71 | 60 |
| #4 | Ilu | +0.19 | 69 | 60 |
| #5 | RonXx | -0.26 | 55 | 61 |





